No matter what side of the Mason-Dixon line you live on, you will find Celia Rivenbark's hilarious observations about Southern living as easy as a tall drink of sweet tea on a hundred-degree day. In this latest collection of laugh-out-loud essays, you'll experience:
• The joys of remodeling Tara
• Harry Potter bitch-slaps Nancy Drew
• Britney's To Do List: Pick okra, cover that thang up
• How rugby-playing lesbians torpedoed beach day
• Why French women still suck at competitive eating
• The truth about nature deficit disorder
• The difference between cockroaches and water bugs
• The beauty of Bedazzlers
• And much, much more!
Whether she's doing her taxes or extolling the virtues of Madonna's mothering skills, Celia Rivenbark will keep you laughing.